Is it just me? For Christ’s sake tell me that this doesn’t just happen to me. You’ve decided, for whatever reason, to go to Tesco/ASDA/Sainsbury/Lidl (apparently pronounced Leedel now), Morrisons or wherever else you buy your food and you’ve decided to go at a time when you think it’ll be less crowded like eight in the morning or at midnight or something like that. You get in there and every single place...